I’m like what you would get if Dan Marino and Eddie Van Halen had a child who sucked at football and guitar so he went to work at an ad agency and was then disowned by Dan Halen (that would be their celeb couple name). Wait…what?
What work of art makes you feel all the things?
Edward Hopper’s Nighthawks
What is your favorite thing to do for an hour?
Spin records. Read a comic book or novel. Watch basketball. Stream a movie. Scroll Instagram. Usually it ends up being a combination of two or more of these.
Favorite movie villain and why?
Terence Fletcher from Whiplash. I’m also a bald guy who digs jazz. I respect that he demands greatness from talented people. And I marvel at his ability to make obscenities actually feel obscene again.
If you were a gladiator, what would be your weapon of choice?
I don’t know what weapon I would use, but I’d be excited to have an excuse to wear my replica MF Doom mask.